Friday, March 9, 2007

Hi Courtney /Donna,

Welcome to this blog! It's my prediction this blog will become much more popular as time goes on.
As soon as the other candidates find out that Jones is getting double the votes from one voter they'll have their usual hissy fits and register a a formal protest with the N.V.O.T. Class of '72 Election Board. I'm sure all complaints will be listened to and acted upon with the highest standards of objectiveness and fairness. You can take that to the bank.

Next week, I'm going to go golfing and fishing in Florida with two of those candidates (Butler and Franco) along with some of their paid lobbyists (Shields, Reed, Klecak). It should be interesting.

It should be an easy way for me to pick up some quick cash by placing a few friendly bets.
I'll keep you posted on the outcome. You can take that to the bank, too.

MPP